For the weekend of October 16-18, the Master of Ceremonies for the Lindy Diversion Weekend will be yours truly.
Things I will do
- Have a drink for courage
- Wear a bow tie or ten.
- Make fun of other swing dance MCs (Wolfman, Nick Peterson, odd guy who does Camp Hollywood nights)
- Make fun of myself
- Hype the band.
Things I will NOT do
Mention the words "iPod of Destiny"
Read from the script
Take part in any Beyonce tribute dances.
The real Chris Lee?
Word through the grapevine is that my competition for MC was a man I have not met, someone named Chris Lee. A quick google search for Chris and Lee and Dance tells me that this man may be:
- A NY congressman
- "Da Nuevo King Salmon" (horrible myspace page, not really worth your time)
- A man who wears boxing gloves and tweets under the handle "Trojantraining"
- Someone who advocates "Non-violent Eco-Warriorship."
One thing he is not, is the Master of Ceremonies for Lindy Diversion. Owned.
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1 comment:
Just as long as the drink stays at one or two. And doesn't end up like the speech at the wedding from "Old School": "True love is hard to find, sometimes you think you have true love and then you catch the early flight home from San Diego and a couple of nude people jump out of your bathroom blindfolded like a goddamn magic show ready to double team your girlfriend... "
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